KNICKS FORCED TO KISS ASSES OF SEASON TIX HOLDERS

I went to a meet-and-greet session thrown by the New York Knicks to give its season ticket holding fans an opportunity to meet the players. I was able to go and along with enjoying the open bar and snacks there, I also got some photos taken with some of the players. However, I was decidedly unhappy about the complete lack of groupies there. What sort of groupies? Like these:

Instead, the crowd mainly looked like this:

Anyway.

Stephon Marbury was wearing silly amounts of white bling that night. Damn. Blinding.

My favorite Knicks player is probably this dude, David Lee. He’s got hustle out there on the court.

And a blast from the past was there as well: JOHN MOTHAFUCKIN STARKS, YA’LL.

And the iPHONE was there!! Okay, it wasn’t, but I’ve just been thinking about it a LOT. iPhone. iWant.