J&J

So I’ve been having a lot of John Mayer related conversations around the apartment with my team. The latest is about his inchoate ‘relationship’ with Jessica Simpson. When this story first blipped on my radar a while back, I was extremely skeptical. It appears that this non matrimonial union between a sensitive mainstream-indie crooner and ditz-extraordinaire is actually a bonafide situation.

Like most celebrity couples, I’m sure this will all end up badly…but that’s okay because these two are artists and will no doubt use the ensuing break up as fodder for new material. In the meantime, I eagerly await John Mayer’s ode to Jessica Simpson. The title of this soon to be released song: “Your Body Is The Best Wonderland. Ever. Especially Around The Nipplage Area.”