EASY LISTENING SUNDAY

Once I was in love with a woman and couldn’t keep my mind on nothing else (except during lunch when deciding between the Italian BMT–with everything minus onions–at Subway or the magically delicious Taste of Heaven–turkey burger with honey mustard–at D&D deli on Lafayette and Spring).

I’d trade the world for this good thing I found (well…anything but my 1989 Upper Deck mint condition complete set which includes Ken Griffey Jr’s rookie card).

If she was bad, I couldn’t see it (My optometrist did say that in a few years I should be able to get laser eye surgery).

She could do no wrong and I turned my back on my best friend after he put her down.  I don’t care what Percy Sledge says about when a man loves a woman.  Fellas, don’t make this same mistake that I made: Remember, bro’s before ho’s.

[I've been contacted by a few people regarding my Easy Listening Sunday posts thinking it was about them.  Those entries as well as this one are all apropos of nothing.]