MRod says: Is the crew ready? Like spaghetti.

You sent a choleric text or IM about your boss to your coworker only to realize after its been sent, to your horror, that you accidentally sent it to your boss instead!  As Keanu Reeves asked in Speed, “What do you do?!“

The view from my apartment window will soon be obstructed by a gleaming luxury condominium standing next to one of Brooklyn’s most popular lesbian bars (No Rice sightings yet).

Chris Cocker gushed tears in his now famous bleating defense of Britney Spears, tears which gave birth to the Internet meme du jour.  Next stop?  OJ Simpson!  Leave OJ alone!

Maybe there’s something to those whispered sapphic rumors about our current Secretary of State after all? If so, what is it about the repressed tendencies of some individuals belonging to certain marginalized groups to embrace and drink the proverbial Kool-Aid of the very people actively engaged in oppressing and persecuting those groups?

Watch this clip from a recent Mets vs. Braves game: Keep your eye on the bat.  It’s amazin!

Primordial dwarfism.

There is a 75,000 square feet ‘mini mall’ in Alabama that achieved wide fame thanks primarily to a memetic commercial featuring the rapping owner Sammy Stephens.  The commercial’s catchy beat and lyrics combined with Sammy’s sweet dance steps exceeds anything that Madison Ave could conceive.  Just watch:

And here’s a brilliant mash up (Behold! The power of the Internet!):

A bit of pornographic music shocks the denizens of Mayberry on the Andy Griffith Show.

I recently discovered that I have 31,000 mileage points that are still eligible for use.  I may use it to buy a one-way ticket to Lonesome Town.

I saw this poster in the window of an  apartment in my neighborhood.  Feel free to answer this question literally or its double entendre.