This is terribly hilarious. I barely know where to begin. First Glasses Boy looks like he’s doing the robot. Yo, someone tap that arm to make it swing! If there was a hall of fame devoted to bad arm-around-the-girl move, then this kid would be the Babe. The Sultan of No Game. The Great Armino. Now check out Curly ‘Fro dude on the other side of the Coveted Blond. Curly Fro is totally cock blocking Glasses Boy.

To my female readers: Which is creepier for you if you were the blond chick? The meaty hand on the arm or the dude pressing his sternum-stomach area against you? And you HAVE to choose.

And like the original source (giving credit where due) points out, check out the cup Glasses Boy is holding:

2 hot 4 you…with a question mark. lol.

And the story concludes with both dudes at church camp always saving her a seat around the fire and fighting to make her the best s’mores. And on their last day of camp, she starts talking about how excited she is to head back home and see her high school quarterback boyfriend.

The End.

The online stalkerazzi have found another video of Spitzer’s special gal pal friend cavorting with George Clooney’s girlfriend.  This is like when two spectacular black holes collide (according to my latest issue of the Smithsonian Magazine), except the black holes aren’t just a mysterious cosmic phenomenon but also extremely sexy and sorta not safe for work.

So this isn’t a surprise to a couple of you, but I’m packing up my bags yet again and headed to the west coast at the end of this month, specifically to LA.  Details to come.  In the meantime:

GOOD BYE NYC.

HELLO LOS ANGELES.

It is impossible to tell you all the insults my painting of this year has won me, but I don’t care, for when I am no longer controversial I will no longer be important.

- Courbet

HAHAHA.  Look at Jim’s sly onanist face in the last part.  LOL.  I’ve blogged about this previously where the annoying cat is removed from the comic strip which results, in my opinion, in something that is more hysterical and surreal than its original irritating and stale iteration.

I snapped this photo this afternoon in Soho.

A few weeks ago, I spotted a shiny gold wrapper by our office door.   It remained there all day.  No surprise, I mean who wants to pick it up?  I thought maybe I was the only one that noticed it, but later that same day my coworker laughingly asked, “Hey, did you see that thing by the door?!”  It being exactly what you think it is:

I just saw something and that something is the beginning of the next Internet hip hop meme: rappers recapping movies while also incorporating actual dialogue. This bellwether video of a British MC explaining Predator is stuntastic.

Movies I’d like to see next get this treatment:

Scarface, natch.

Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back. (I just want to hear what they rhyme with “Luke, I am your fathaaaa.”)

And ESPECIALLY this movie.

The HBO John Adams series.  9 pm ET Sunday.  It’s brilliant.

You can now return to your regularly scheduled programming.