HILLARY CLINTON IS F*CKING OBAMA

Despite being in front of a computer ALL DAY, I knew I’d be greatly rewarded when I came home and logged back on to teh Internets.  And I saw what the fellas at Us Versus Them had to say.  And it was good.

We’ve seen the original Sarah Silverman fucking Matt Damon.  Then Jimmy Kimmel Fucking Ben Affleck.  Then some actress fucking Seth Rogan.  And now, of course we have a campaign bang between Obama and Hillary.

APPLE AD FEATURING DRUNK CELEBRITY

Who woulda thunk that if you slowed down Jeff Goldblum’s voice in that old iMac ad he was in that he’d sound like an inebriated Jeff Goldblum?  The genius of all of it is that it makes Apple seem even MORE appealing to me now.