
Pooja kept pointing to this piece at the show and saying, “Matt! It’s you!” At which point, of course I cursed her. And then she asked, or rather, begged that I pose with it, which brings me to the next photo…

Haha.

And then silliness afterward at the bus stop.
You look EXACTLY like that sculpture. The resemblance is striking. You even have those same pink pants!
Have you been working out? Or is that an illusion caused by kids gap?
Hater. Go have a drink. Oh wait.
I get drunk off of life. It is another plane that you should try to experience.