Remixed French Films by Stella Artois

Stella Artois recreated movies and gave them a certain French je ne sais quoi in this entertaining viral campaign. C’est magnifique!

Die Hard:

24:

8 Mile:

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99 Seinfeld Visual References

Kiersten Essenpreis created this painting of 99 references from the Seinfeld series. Can you name them all?

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German Scientist Accidentally Pricks Self with Ebola Virus

You think you had a bad day at work? Try this one.

On March 12 a German scientist accidentally “pricked her finger with a needle used to inject the deadly Ebola virus into lab mice.” Ebola as we know is some bad shit and has no known cure: “It begins with flu-like symptoms, followed by bloody diarrhea and vomiting. Days later, some victims begin bleeding through the nose, mouth and eyes. Depending on the strain of virus, it can kill up to 90 percent of victims.”

An international team of biologists and virologists immediately gathered in a transatlantic teleconference and decided on a course of action. Less than 24 hours after the incident, “an experimental vaccine never before tried on humans was on its way to Germany from a lab in Canada.” So far tests suggests that she will survive (fingers crossed), unlike this Russian scientist. Or Karen Wetterhahn, a former chemistry professor at Dartmouth.

Speaking of the movie Outbreak which featured a…wait for it…an outbreak of an Ebola-esque virus, I’d be mad if I was Morgan Freeman.

“A monkey? A goddamn monkey is getting higher billing than me on the movie poster?! I’m MORGAN FREEMAN. I was RED. I’m a fucking GOD. Who’s Marcel’s agent? Why? Because I should fire YOU and hire that fucking monkey’s agent instead.“

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Cosby Sweater for your Mac

Protect your precious Apple laptops in style with these sleeves made from re-purposed sweaters.

$20 here.

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Redneck Sushi

Brooklyn artist Eric White’s dinner is a gourmet’s worst nightmare.

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Quote

If you’re given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.

- Katharine Hepburn

Easy Listening Sunday

Okay, so your heart is broken. You sit around mopin’, cryin’, and cryin’. You say you’re even thinking about dyin’. Well, before you do anything rash, dig this. Just start boozin’.

Funny Essay on Puns

Joseph Tartakovsky wrote a great essay in the New York Times on the Rodney Dangerfield of comedy, the ever groan inducing “inglorious pun.” It just gets no respect. Read it. It’s a great way to pass the time…

Alley-Oop Cat

If Isiah Thomas saw this during his reign at Knicks he would have tried to sign the cat for his team with a30 million catnip contract.

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Amazing Bowling Shot

This is quite an amazing shot by this Japanese kingpin, but I imagine it would have REALLY annoyed the bowlers to his immediate left and right when he was practicing this shot at his local bowling alley.

あなた自身の車線を付けなさい! Stick your own lane bro!

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