MRod says:

Long Island versus New Jersey

November 4, 2009 · 28 Comments

A friend has asked that you, the readers, decide which is superior: her home region of Long Island or New Jersey?

Update:

Fighting words!

Ayo: haha — nj is kicking ass

Me: I know! LI started off strong initially

Ayo: bc they’re the only ones who knew about it?

Ayo:  nj is the shit – at least more of the shit than LI

Update 2:

Pooja: …people from NJ are crazy and rowdy and dirty.

Wow, tell ‘em how you really feel Pbad!

Update 3:

The poll is now closed on account of the mercy rule. And the winner quite unanimously is New Jersey. Here are the results:

80 votes total.

New Jersey: 63 votes (63%).

Long Island: 30 votes (38%).

Of course, the real winner here is Alaska.

Categories: Contest

28 responses so far ↓

  • melissa // November 3, 2009 at 11:33 am | Reply

    This should be an enlightening discussion.

  • ydks // November 3, 2009 at 4:34 pm | Reply

    It should be rather easy…..Dirty Jerz FTW.

  • krunkymunky // November 3, 2009 at 5:57 pm | Reply

    “Pooja: …people from NJ are crazy and rowdy and dirty. ”

    Wow, I was going to say that NJ has mountain biking, canoeing, great pizza, diners, both NY football teams, and the school where Einstein worked. But I guess Pooja decided to take the discussion in a different direction.

  • ydks // November 3, 2009 at 6:34 pm | Reply

    Well you can only expect so much from someone who sides with LI right?

    Like school in the summer. No Class

  • Maria // November 3, 2009 at 8:48 pm | Reply

    jersey girls are fun, hot, and down ass bitches. end of story.

  • jae // November 3, 2009 at 10:12 pm | Reply

    jersey girls aren’t trash because the trash gets picked up.

    LI has the hamptons, lacrosse camps, and Manhasset.

    Jersey is the armpit of America and the butt of Conan’s jokes.

  • Mun // November 3, 2009 at 10:59 pm | Reply

    Following on JAE’s points, LI can also claim The Gold Coast, Billy Joel, The Ramones, and ME!

  • pb // November 4, 2009 at 12:04 am | Reply

    Following up on Mun’s points, LI can also claim Natalie Portman, better pizza than NJ (hello Famous Pizza), and Me. Also we didn’t vote for Chris Christie! Bad NJ, bad!

  • AKSam // November 4, 2009 at 12:06 am | Reply

    Jon Bon Jovi came out of New Jersey. ‘Nuff said.

  • Ydsk // November 4, 2009 at 12:24 am | Reply

    Did someone use lacrosse camps to defend LI?

    Think we have reached the end of the discussion with jersey winning by not eliminating itself…

  • pb // November 4, 2009 at 9:43 am | Reply

    I agree with Mun. Let’s not forget Natalie Portman and a certain pair of siblings we all know and love. Also, we didn’t vote for Chris Christie!

  • krunkymunky // November 4, 2009 at 10:57 am | Reply

    @ydsk: agreed. not sure how manhasset, the “gold coast”, or billy joel help the LI cause. also, isn’t famous pizza in CT? finally, NJ wins the pizza battle with its tomato pies: http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2005/01/delorenzos_toma.html

  • krunkymunky // November 4, 2009 at 11:09 am | Reply

    i’ll see your natalie portman and raise you a lauryn hill!

  • krunkymunky // November 4, 2009 at 11:10 am | Reply

    oh and i say nuts to your billy joel. paul simon was born in newark!

  • pb // November 4, 2009 at 12:03 pm | Reply

    Jack Donaghy, Meadow Soprano and Karate Kid. LI, LI, LI.

    • Matthew Rodriguez // November 4, 2009 at 12:05 pm | Reply

      Not to take NJ’s side because, but Pbad, aren’t those all fake and made-believe people….?

  • Matthew Rodriguez // November 4, 2009 at 12:06 pm | Reply

    ALASKA.

  • krunkymunky // November 4, 2009 at 12:12 pm | Reply

    Meryl Streep > Alec Baldwin, Tony Soprano > Meadow Soprano, Shaq > Karate Kid. NJ, NJ, NJ

  • ydks // November 4, 2009 at 12:16 pm | Reply

    LI just continues to shoot themselves in the foot.

    Alaska gave us Sarah Palin. Thanks for playing Mateo, you are the weakest link, GBYE.

    But like I always say, if it keeps the riff-raff out, I’m always for outsiders hating on Jerz.

    • Matthew Rodriguez // November 4, 2009 at 12:17 pm | Reply

      FU. Santa is skipping Soho this year.

  • ydks // November 4, 2009 at 12:18 pm | Reply

    themselves because of the multiple people on this thread? or themself because it’s LI I used as the subject.

    /damn you grammar

  • ydks // November 4, 2009 at 12:28 pm | Reply

    Hah, you are correct, Santa will not be visiting Soho this xmas.

    Things YDKS will not be having this year. Xmas in NYC, or a bday party. It is going to be a cold winter.

    BTW, when does polling close? It seems like the people have spoken in the case of NJ vs. LI. Not a fair fight to begin with, but I guess you had to give LI and opportunity to see the truth in internet form.

    • Matthew Rodriguez // November 4, 2009 at 12:34 pm | Reply

      Your surprise bday party will be an exclusive event at Botanica. Good question on when poll ends…TBD EOD.

  • Mun // November 4, 2009 at 12:31 pm | Reply

    Now I know who ydks .

    BTW, the Jerseyites who jitney over to the Hamptons during the summer love bashing Long Island. HYPOCRITES.

    This whole competition has been perverted by natives. I think the votes of those who are from neither NJ nor LI are the ones which carry most weight. (PS, out-of-towners, when you vote, remember where LaGuardia and Kennedy are located.)

    • Matthew Rodriguez // November 4, 2009 at 12:33 pm | Reply

      Mun does have a good point in that NJ’s official motto is “Your third choice in case JFK or LaGuardia is closed!”

  • krunkymunky // November 4, 2009 at 1:06 pm | Reply

    I’m from Michigan.

  • ydks // November 4, 2009 at 2:07 pm | Reply

    You guys are now going to an argument about airports to support your cause?

    Struggles!

  • AKSam // November 4, 2009 at 9:44 pm | Reply

    Go Alaska! Woot woot!

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