Ladies and Gentlemen: Your 2010 New York Knicks!

This year’s New York Knicks starting line up of LeBron James, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh is going to incredible. I got season tickets! And then I woke up.

Update: @madbrows made the following insightful observation: “I love how he has ice on his crouch too while he’s holding imaginary breasts.”

For Your Consideration

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Beer, Check! Boobs, Check!

Someone hilarious updated this Pabst Blue Ribbon commissioned mural with a checklist. STILL WAITING FOR ART.

Never Gonna Gif You Up

Can’t stop, won’t stop. This meme won’t die.

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I Have Been in Charge of All Aspects of Spying

The LinkedIn profile of (accused) Russian spy Anna Chapman. She listed her position during her time at Barclays London as “Slave.”

Write Something in Georgia Italic

How to be artsy.

For Your Consideration

This is the sort of quality day time television that those of us working during the day miss.

Also, my advice to this girl who can’t stop noshing on toilet paper: stop or just stop admitting you enjoy the finest fiber offered by Charmin, because who seriously is asking questions that would compel you to  admit and disclose such a (Ed. disgusting) habit. Of all the subjects and issues there are to discuss in this world, how does one end up on this topic? Now that her secret has been revealed to the world, she’s  going to be the butt of a lot of jokes.

Ferrari 355 Spider Burned

Anthony James’ decadent installation “KO” stars a burnt Ferrari 355 Spider. Cue Darth Vader’s Nooooooooooooo.

TGIF

My immediate thought when I first saw this photo.

The 5 Best Donovan Goal Reaction Videos

The one above and number 3 on this list of five reaction YouTube videos to Donovan’s stunning winning goal are pretty awesome (if you are rooting for the US team that is).