Call Me Ishmael_65

McSweeney’s Famous Opening Lines from Novels Updated for the Modern Age.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into a giant insect. Not literally, obviously. He was playing an MMORPG and this was his avatar.

+10 hilarity.

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