Rather fascinating article about the ongoing debate online about Jake Gyllenhaal’s height. And in case you’re wondering what the heck this piece is doing in GOOD, don’t worry, it ties back to climate change. Yup.
Friends, the CelebHeights entry on Jake Gyllenhaal runs to 11 printed pages. It spans 21 months. It is the Infinite Jest of Jake Gyllenhaal–height-related discourse: a maelstrom of heated debate, contested recollections, and esoteric theories of mind-numbing potency.