Your Instagram Horoscope

Pitch perfect by McSweeney’s (as usual).

Sutro: The early bloomer withers first. You peaked with a portrait of a cowboy sleeping on a bench at LAX, setting your popularity expectations unreasonably high. Every photo you have taken or will take since then will be nothing more than an increasingly desperate attempt to recreate the magic of that exquisitely lit lone ranger.

Open invite for stalkers: More of my Instagram photos collected here.

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